Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
