Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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