YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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