I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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