Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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