it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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