If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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