Whod you bang
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So much rum. So many feels.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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