Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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