You just made me feel so damn special
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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