I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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