:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she told me i tasted like america
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Success! We fucked roommates!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
