you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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