She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
