It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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