That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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