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i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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