Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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