I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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