im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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