Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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