how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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