But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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