She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
soo... how was my night?
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