I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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