I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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