i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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