i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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