Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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