Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
ttyl tear gas
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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