Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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