Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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