she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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