can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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