A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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