Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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