I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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