check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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