you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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