Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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