fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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