Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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