Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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