idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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