What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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