Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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