What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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