I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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