i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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