are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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