I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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