She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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