and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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