So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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