I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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