Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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