Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Randomize
