Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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