Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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