Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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