Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
whose parrot is this?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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