if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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